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Protecting audiences and actors

We are taking the following steps to support safe attendance for artists, staff and audience during your visit.

  • Everyone (including audience members) at Theater Wit is required to be vaccincated to enter the building.
    • Each audience member must show proof of vaccination and state ID at the door for admittance.
    • Please present your vaccination card (electronic photos and copies are acceptable) and state ID when you arrive. Only fully vaccinated members of the public may be admitted. Negative PCR and rapid test results are not valid for admittance.
    • Patrons with medical or religious exemptions may be admitted but must contact the box office a minimum of 48 hours before the performance for additional review and guidance. Masks are required for medical and religious exemptions.
    • If you forget proof of vaccination, we will reschedule your tickets at no charge.
  • Free Exchanges due to illness
    • If you are feeling unwell, please do not attend :)
    • Contact our box office on the day of performance and we will reschedule your ticket at no charge.
  • Masking is required for all audience members while Cook County is in MEDIUM risk level (according to the CDC) for the safety of the performers. When the risk level is lowered, we will relax the masking policy accordingly.
  • Our upgraded HVAC systems increase the number of air exchanges to remove aerosolized droplets and provide updated filtering to meet CDC and city standards.
  • On behalf of the producers, staff and performers, we issue a heartfelt thank you to our audiences who make these generous accomodations for the health of all.

2014-15 Season: Faith in US

We tell ourselves so many stories. These tales define us, our world and our religion. From the greatest workplace testimonial ever recorded, to a journey into our culture's future and a savage comedy about family religion, our 2014/15 season is all about our all too human relationships to our own narratives. Join us for a season about the power of history, faith and the drifting mirror maze of tales we construct in our culture, our family and our future. With laughs. :)

Opens November 2014

The Santaland Diaries

by David Sedaris

adapted by Joe Mantello

starring Mitchell J Fain

Our holiday classic returns for its eleventh straight year, once again starring Mitchell Fain who plays to rave reviews and sold out houses every year. Don't miss this beloved antidote to Christmas cheer. A celebration of the desperation of unemployment, the insanity of Christmas shopping and the ineffable "cheer" of the holiday spirit. This production sells out every year, so make your reservations soon.


January-April 2015

Mr. Burns: a post-electric play

by Anne Washburn

music by Michael Friedman

directed by Artistic Director Jeremy Wechsler
musical direction by Andra Velis Simon
choreography by Brigitte Ditmars

"DOWNRIGHT BRILLIANT. When was the last time you met a new play that was so smart it made your head spin? Get ready to reel. Anne Washburn’s Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play has arrived to leave you dizzy with the scope and dazzle of its ideas."

New York Times

What are we left with when everything is taken away? After life as we know it has ended, small bands of survivors band together to keep the pilot light of civilization burning. Their path to redemption is as unexpected as it is inevitable. A paean to the power of live theater and the resilience of Bart Simpson through the ages, Mr Burns is an animated and hilarious exploration of how the pop culture of one era might evolve into the mythology of another, and a dazzling, panoramic vista on the power of storytelling.


April 24-June 21, 2015

Bad Jews

by Josh Harmon

Nothing brings out the worst in a family like a funeral. Daphna is the most devout Jew in the Feygenbaum family. Just ask her. Her cousin Liam is the most deserving first-born. Just ask him. Don't ask Liam's brother Jonah anything. In this savagely funny comedy, long standing (and not-so-buried) antipathies boil up in a battle between two cousins over a treasured family heirloom. Stir in the identity curation of the Facebook generation and you get one of the funniest, wisest, most excruciating comedies you'll see this year.


Associate production with resident company Stage Left
January/February 2015

Keys of the Kingdom

by Penny Penniston

presented by Stage Left Theatre

In the newest play from Chicago playwright Penny Penniston (Spin, now then again), Arthur, an assistant to the celebrity pastor of an evangelical mega church, is happy to obey orders, attack paperwork, and guard against the sins of his past. When his pastor commissions a mural from Irene Hoff, an atheist New York artist married to another woman, Arthur is understandably confused. Arthur is even more baffled when the pastor explains that he believes Irene has been chosen by God. Has she? This recent selection from Portland Center Stage's JAW festival is a witty and complex examination of the tension between faith and sacrifice.