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  • Under Actors Equity safety guidelines, all audience members are required to be masked while in the performance spaces.
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By Matthew Lombardo
Directed by Christopher Pazdernik
Theater Two
Theater Wit

Cindy Lou Who, now 40, holds court from her trailer home, retelling the story of the sordid events after she met the Grinch in this adult romp!

Running Time: 1 hour 5 minutes with no intermission


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7:00PM[1] 

$36-$50
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7:00PM
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3:00PM
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3:00PM
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7:00PM
$36-$50
9:30PM
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7:00PM
$36-$50
9:30PM
$36-$50
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3:00PM
$36-$50
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$36-$50
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7:00PM
$36-$50
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7:00PM
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7:00PM
$36-$50
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7:00PM
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7:00PM
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Problems? Call the box office at 773-975-8150 during business hours

[1] Opening Performance

December 02, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 03, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 04, 2022 3:00PM $36-$50
December 08, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 09, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 10, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 10, 2022 9:30PM $36-$50
December 11, 2022 3:00PM $36-$50
December 15, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 16, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 16, 2022 9:30PM $36-$50
December 17, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 17, 2022 9:30PM $36-$50
December 18, 2022 3:00PM $36-$50
December 18, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 20, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 21, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 22, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 23, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 23, 2022 9:30PM $36-$50
December 27, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 28, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 29, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 30, 2022 7:00PM $36-$50
December 30, 2022 9:30PM $36-$50

[1] Opening Performance