Theater Wit: Box Office

By Paul W. Kruse Directed by Jeremy Ohringer

Theater One

Shattered Globe Theatre

Resident Company

Sven Svensen and Ole Olsen have been best buds since kindergarten, but all that changes on the morning of Ole’s ice-fishing bachelor party. Could they be something more than friends, or is Sven destined for something even more wild and strange. This fantasia on Midwestern masculinity invites us to consider the limits of Queerness. Dream ballet included.

Running Time: 1 hour 30 minutes with no intermission

There is no late seating available for this production.

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[1] There will be a Cubs game at Wrigley Field. Please give yourself more time to arrive at the theater! The ball park and the theater are less than one mile from each other and traffic will share many of the same streets. [2] This is an audio described performance [3] This performance will be captioned. If you would like to enjoy subtitles for this performance, download the Subtitle Mobile application to your own iPhone or Android phone from https://m.subtitles.cloud and make sure your phone is charged. During the performance, the app will display subtitles live for those patrons needing some assistive hearing assistance. All patrons, please be advised that some patrons’ phones may be active during the performance but it will not adversely affect your theatergoing experience.

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Popular performance Near capacity

[1] This is an audio described performance

[2] This performance will be captioned. If you would like to enjoy subtitles for this performance, download the Subtitle Mobile application to your own iPhone or Android phone from https://m.subtitles.cloud and make sure your phone is charged. During the performance, the app will display subtitles live for those patrons needing some assistive hearing assistance.

All patrons, please be advised that some patrons’ phones may be active during the performance but it will not adversely affect your theatergoing experience.

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